my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
Inspirational pokemon photos.
what do you mean you’re “not a dog person”? are you feeling okay? do you need to lie down?
Starkid Snape speaks to me on a very personal level
In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting
I don’t even ship it and this is awesome
it’s gotten to the stage where i’m actually procrastinating watching tv shows and movies that i actually wanna see and if that isn’t true laziness idk what is
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.